So don’t diss the world wide web, ladies.

So don’t diss the world wide web, ladies.

You could make a great initial connection online, but when you DO, ensure you get your ass for some queer-owned restaurant and meet-up in actual life, since they need our company together with internet — I REPEAT: the online world IS CERTAINLY NOT A REPLACEMENT for a genuine life hangout. Though sometimes If only it had been since it’s plenty much easier to put a filter on my face than paint it with makeup products, but that’s a personal issue.

2. Athletic Clubs

Look, I’ll acknowledge it: we hate recreations. I’m TERRIBLE at activities. And personally i think extremely separated within my un-athletic lesbian presence. In fact, I’ve been pitching “The identification Crisis of Being a Lesbian Who Hates Sports” for months now, but no editor is apparently involved with it (hint, hint Bendix that is trish).

But also I force myself to go to women’s sporting events all of the time though I get heart palpitations entering any sort of soccer field (PTSD from gym class. You realize why? They’re teeming with queer girls, honey. Hot, strong, badass girls that are queer of having struck into the face by having a softball! Where do we join? Sweaty sexy derby girls, whizzing around on roller-skates, their locks flapping behind them —t hey’re the coolest that is fucking on earth. They tend to possess style that is great are superb during sex too. Soccer girls? Therefore hot, therefore good, therefore friendly, therefore intense. Whom does not like to watch a number of fresh-faced ladies kick around a soccer ball? I’m sure I do.

And lesbian athletes aren’t such as the male that is terrible in senior school; those greasy-faced men who wandered around all entitled, jeering in the blondes, being all creepy. Lesbian athletes are now appreciative once you arrived at their games. So don’t worry if you can’t have fun with them —j ust get decked out real attractive and go view them play. You’ll meet loads of other athletically lesbians that are inept, and you’ll really bond over your not enough hand/eye coordination. (more…)

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